July 2010
26 posts
Vast swaths of American youth aspire to be the next Hunter S. Thompson. Most of them seem to have come to this noble goal by watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Johnny Depp. After a certain point, the mention of Hunter S. made me want to weep. One boy sent me a video of himself pretending to be his girlfriend’s bra, walking around with his hands cupped over her bare breasts. Hunter S. might have liked that, actually—but it wasn’t writing.
I got increasingly fed up with hearing about their sex lives, the banal assumptions reflected in what was “crazy” to them, the childhood victories that convinced them they were bound for penmanship and glory. They crowed about their “passion for words” but made the grammatical mistakes of the poorly read. I tired of their repeated demands that we give them a job because they were excited and enthusiastic. (Excited about what, exactly? Music! What music? All music! And words! Their passion for music and words!) When I got to the 700th “I want to inspire people,” I wrote in my notes, “I hate you.” They claimed to be “inspired” by Hunter S. Thompson—but not inspired to mock hypocrisy and greed, not inspired to rage at a world that needed their rage to wake it up. They were just “inspired.” They were inspired by fame. They were excited to join the passionate and musical adventure in the sky that was a job at Rolling Stone.
” —Michelle Chihara, I’m From I’m from Rolling Stone: Fear, Loathing, and MTV, n+1, April 9, 2007rhyparograph, n.
Now rare.
Forms: 16- rhyparograph, 17 ryparograph. [rhyparographos painter of low or sordid subjects (Pliny) ruparos] filthy, dirty (rupos] dirt, filth, of unknown origin + -[aros], extended form of -[ros], suffix forming adjectives) +-[graphos] -GRAPH comb. form. Compare French rhyparographe (1611 in Cotgrave as riparographe). Compare slightly earlier RHYPAROGRAPHER n.
Greek *[ruparographos] is apparently not attested.
The sense ‘a painting’ in English is probably due to the influence of LITHOGRAPH n., PHOTOGRAPH n., etc.]
A painter of sordid or distasteful subjects; = RHYPAROGRAPHER n. Also occas.: a painting of such a subject.
” —OED draft entry, June 2010
The NYT last weekend covered the rise, paralleling that of chillwave in the music world, of high-tech replications of low tech. Rob Walker focuses on the Hipstamatic iPhone app (pun on ‘hipster’ obviously intended), which makes photos taken with that expensive device look like they were taken with a 35 mm camera some 35 years ago.
Walker picks up on the double chuckle here. The iPhone is really the fulfillment of over a century of design and technology; its customers want that, are indeed dedicated exponents of this virginal-white consummation. Yet here are many of them, rejecting the transparency of its 2- to 5-megapixel camera in favor of..graininess.
With these retroists, look closer: they treasure grain, the residuum of the medium itself. They don’t want a pellucid image that looks, hey!, just like the damn dull business that squirted into the viewfinder. They want something else, the texture of the 35 mm (slash vinyl, slash filmstrip, slash..) age, the age Momus calls the “age of Analog Baroque.” This was the age, he writes, “[w]hen limitations, in the way that only limitation can, set us free.”
Though he uses minimalist boilerplate, the power of self-denial, Momus’s end is maximalist: hence his celebration of “new sounds, new colours, and new textures to play with.” Contrapositively, in the hands of all but the most skilled practitioners (e.g.) the transparent hi-res photos the iPhone takes by default have no adornment, nor at the other end even the aesthetic appeal of the minimal. It is maximalism without joie de vivre, which amounts to a heap of stillbirths.
(I speak aesthetically here only; the memorializing functions of cell photos are clear enough. Of course, Analog Baroque snapshots seen today perform that same function, but it is now immanentized in the medium itself—the grain—and thus more honest. And more fun to look at!)
The other half of Walker’s chuckle arrives in his last paragraph:
Not that anyone is complaining about digital abundance. The number of people who actually cling to what one flaw-tool endorser calls “the oh-so-last-century idea of film” remains small. Another enthusiast concedes the technologies of imperfection fall short of matching the qualities the actual outdated tools produced — but they’re so much easier to use that it’s worth the trade-off.
..Oh. So after all that aesthetic apologizing, utility wins. Almost: Hipstamatic does cost ($1.99), so if no one cared about the resulting look no one would get it. And tools that don’t ride on infernal cutting-edge machines, and that thus totally externalize the aesthetic’s production, are readily available at your local Urban Outfitters (e.g.). Which doesn’t sound like a terribly promising epicenter from which the physical and the flawed can wage a sustainable rearguard action against the Windex spirit of mega-megapixels. But someone has to be the catalyst.
(Photo by Lucyrk in LA)
Doing beautiful things is its own reward,” he says, when I ask what enjoyment he can still derive from a trick he has pulled off many thousands of times before. “If you do something that you’re proud of, that someone else understands, that is a thing of beauty that wasn’t there before – you can’t beat that.” He gulps suddenly, like a snake trying to swallow an egg, and when he speaks again his voice has a wobble to it.
“There is that great line in Sunday in the Park with George,” he says, referring to Stephen Sondheim’s 1984 musical about Georges Seurat, “ ’Look, I made a hat where there never was a hat’.” He falls silent again and, as unexpectedly as those coins turn to fish, big fat tears start rolling down his cheeks. “I can’t say that line without choking up, because it states, in profoundly poetic terms, what I have always wanted to do with my life. It’s so simple and so funny, but boy it hits me deep.”
” —Benjamin Secher, Penn and Teller interview, Telegraph, July 9, 2010I thought about the week before, to a night when K___ was promoting (a word, like networking, that means absolutely nothing and yet so many bad things) a party at a club by the High Line. Inside was another multitude, this one having spent its day working at a coveted internship, or for their mom’s friend—exhausted, depleted, eager to preen and regenerate. Tall, proud, dumb looking boys leaned against their tables, faces puffing with drinks and the hope of licking someone.
Were you to transcribe the conversations taking place, they would all be typed out in Comic Sans. Nobody in New York ever wants to be where they are at any given moment, and so bars and clubs serve mostly as a loud, dark place to text other people and ask what they’re up to. All mouths were constantly agape—I was greeted with a hoarse chorus of HeyyEyeyyHeyyyHeyyyyyyyyyy!
” —Diary of an Unemployed Class of ‘10 Philosophy Major in New York City, Part 3 - The Awl